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The road to shoewin is fraught with peril and traps for the unwary. Here it appeared to be the case that when I said “put the shoe on your head”, she thought I meant “stick your hand in the shoe and pretend it’s a toy boat”. An easy mistake to make, doubtless–perhaps I type with an accent.
All is well that ends with shoe on head, and so this does. Possunt Quia, valiant footwear warriors.