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i_am_the_king_of_space_shoe_on_head

How often it is that the angry man rages denial of what his inner self is telling him.

-1 Shoe1 Shoe (+2 shoepoints, 2 votes)

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nigerian_419_scammer_shoe_on_head

The trust of the innocent is the liar’s most useful tool.

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i_am_more_than_a_pair_of_legs_shoe_on_head

We don’t receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.

-1 Shoe1 Shoe (+3 shoepoints, 3 votes)

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so_much_malaise_up_in_this_shoe

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

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cheshire_thief_shoe_on_head

I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile, who weeps when I weep, for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.

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quizzical_candy_zebra_shoe_on_head

I don’t know what the new Ford will be called. Probably something like the ‘Ford Untamed Wilderness Adventure.’ In the TV commercials, it will be shown splashing through rivers, charging up rocky mountainsides, swinging on vines, diving off cliffs, racing through the surf, and fighting giant sharks hundreds of feet beneath the ocean surface — all the daredevil things that cars do in Sport Utility Vehicle Commercial World, where nobody ever drives on an actual world. In fact, the interstate highways in Sport Utility Vehicle Commercial World, having been abandoned by humans, are teeming with deer, squirrels, birds, and other wildlife species that have fled from the forests to avoid being run over by nature-seekers in multi-ton vehicles barreling through the underbrush at 50 miles per hour.

You our heart, Liz.