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It’s all too easy to lose sight of the joy and incredulity that should fundamentally inform our engagement. Be inspired then, by the sight of this older gentleman’s grinning and winsome visage as he, in his advanced age and moribund state of physical decay, becomes conscious of the wonderland of potentiality that lies before him, unfurled like a thousand stars upon the night sky, singing to his secret heart.
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For the record. Shoesonheads.com does not approve of non-consensual acts of apical shoe establishment. Let this image serve as grim testimony to the consequences of the gross indignities enacted by those who, in their zealous passion for proselytism, fall themselves afoul of our communal standard of decorum and propriety.
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The road to shoewin is fraught with peril and traps for the unwary. Here it appeared to be the case that when I said “put the shoe on your head”, she thought I meant “stick your hand in the shoe and pretend it’s a toy boat”. An easy mistake to make, doubtless–perhaps I type with an accent.
Still.
All is well that ends with shoe on head, and so this does. Possunt Quia, valiant footwear warriors.
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Witness to carnal degradation and vulgar spectacle yet not sullied by affective participation in same, here Morticia sounds a clarion call for SoH repudiation on the grounds that the belfry should never be substract to the mezzanine, betraying immediately her delusional state of vile and plebian category.
Gentlemen, we are not derogated by our collective enterprise, but augmented by it; we shall live to achieve immortality and glory, and if buffoons gaze upon our posturing and jeer we should be but strengthened in our resolve, for in the words of Camus, all great deeds and all great thoughts have ridiculous beginning.
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Though challenging for the beginner, a successful full-monty rubber headsock shoe on head combines elegance, grace, and sophistication, and achieves the goal of protection of one’s head from the elements whilst simultaneously addressing the awkward but common problem of respiration.
Debate exists within the community as to whether this controversial technique genuinely constitutes a Shoe on Head maneuver, or whether it ought to be more properly described as a Shoe over Head. The preponderance of current academic opinion supports the former interpretation, based on a percentile mass/volume weighting with regard to the shoe’s dominant positionality.
Bonus perversion points awarded, of course, for pulling off this advanced SoH technique whilst sweating and naked.
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A held flower awaiting the sunrise, unsavory pecuniary intimations, a world of infinite possibility.
Here Mrs Potatohead demonstrates that the sentiment and motivation appropriate to a footgear aesthete need not reside only within individuals questionably fortunate enough to be endowed with anamnesis, but might also subsist in fictile treated compounds; specifically, those arranged, embellished, and ordered so as to inspire felicitous gratification in persons whose hearts remain yet not fortified against such unaffected pleasures.