Double diametrically opposed single-assist shockface shoe on head
Posted in Shoes on heads on Jul 20th, 2009 2 Comments »
The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.
Archive for July, 2009
Sidesaddle pessimist doubling as a wig shoe on head
Posted in Shoes on heads on Jul 19th, 2009 2 Comments »
The glass is more than half-empty, but I will not surrender to despondency. I am blessed to live here, now, in this hive of boisterous festivity. And soft! What light from yonder wall-mounted LCD TV breaks? It is the ingenuity of the sidesaddle CFM boot-wig. Surmount, fair footwear, and kill my envious melancholy, who is [...]
Yo ho ho and a double-strapped 3 o’clock no-assist shoe on head
Posted in Shoes on heads on Jul 16th, 2009 2 Comments »
Receive the gift of my second chin, behold the convivial celebration of accomplishment. The grave awaits us all, but I shall fall screaming, shining into its embrace: attired, resplendent, imbibing.
I could tell you a thing or two about a thing or two shoe on head
Posted in Shoes on heads on Jul 15th, 2009 5 Comments »
It is a mystery, but explanation is possible. Catechetical clarity inheres, dormant, in a bisexual showdown–the Christian apotheosis of enthralled detachment. Closer, postulant. Render to me your querulous aversion in autumnal shades of green and brown. Stop, pregnant, in the heart of our nocturnal cogitations, and we will make you an answer at last.
Stone cold killer shoe on head
Posted in Shoes on heads on Jul 14th, 2009 2 Comments »
I’m a stone cold killer, a real shoe criminal. The meme that I rock shouts cool superluminal. Don’t gleek my eyes, or hate on my fly, because hate me or rate me, I’m a pretty cool guy.
Competitive OCD gamergeek shoes on heads
Posted in Shoes on heads on Jul 4th, 2009 7 Comments »
Sam and Aaron; brothers in bloodshed, bitter opponents in The Shoe. What price this amaroidal victory? Disharmony is a poor chisel with which to carve a shrine. Listen well, then, to Narovsky. For in such a war, there can be no unwounded soldiers.