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Archive for July, 2009

The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.

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The glass is more than half-empty, but I will not surrender to despondency. I am blessed to live here, now, in this hive of boisterous festivity. And soft! What light from yonder wall-mounted LCD TV breaks? It is the ingenuity of the sidesaddle CFM boot-wig. Surmount, fair footwear, and kill my envious melancholy, who is [...]

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Receive the gift of my second chin, behold the convivial celebration of accomplishment. The grave awaits us all, but I shall fall screaming, shining into its embrace: attired, resplendent, imbibing.

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It is a mystery, but explanation is possible. Catechetical clarity inheres, dormant, in a bisexual showdown–the Christian apotheosis of enthralled detachment. Closer, postulant. Render to me your querulous aversion in autumnal shades of green and brown. Stop, pregnant, in the heart of our nocturnal cogitations, and we will make you anĀ  answer at last.

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I’m a stone cold killer, a real shoe criminal. The meme that I rock shouts cool superluminal. Don’t gleek my eyes, or hate on my fly, because hate me or rate me, I’m a pretty cool guy.

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Sam and Aaron; brothers in bloodshed, bitter opponents in The Shoe. What price this amaroidal victory? Disharmony is a poor chisel with which to carve a shrine. Listen well, then, to Narovsky. For in such a war, there can be no unwounded soldiers.

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