Posted in Shoes on heads on Jun 15th, 2009 36 Comments »
Though challenging for the beginner, a successful full-monty rubber headsock shoe on head combines elegance, grace, and sophistication, and achieves the goal of protection of one’s head from the elements whilst simultaneously addressing the awkward but common problem of respiration. Debate exists within the community as to whether this controversial technique genuinely constitutes a Shoe [...]
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Posted in Shoes on heads on Jun 15th, 2009 No Comments »
A held flower awaiting the sunrise, unsavory pecuniary intimations, a world of infinite possibility. Here Mrs Potatohead demonstrates that the sentiment and motivation appropriate to a footgear aesthete need not reside only within individuals questionably fortunate enough to be endowed with anamnesis, but might also subsist in fictile treated compounds; specifically, those arranged, embellished, and [...]
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Posted in Shoes on heads on Jun 15th, 2009 4 Comments »
Especially noteworthy with regard to this acrobatic performance of a quadruple squarestack is the fact that the apparently disinterested, sanguine expression on this disciple’s face belies the incredible difficulty and danger inherent in his undertaking, connoting a level of SoH mastery which few individuals are privileged to have effectuated.
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Posted in Shoes on heads on Jun 15th, 2009 1 Comment »
Some devotees of podiatric apparel deployment seek in its Art a method to express their inner longing, their darkest and most pusillanimous impulses, the rage of detachment that cannot be quelled or appeased. See here, then, such impious madness given its full reign. Drink deep of the black horror that would be both eternal nemesis [...]
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Posted in Shoes on heads on Jun 15th, 2009 No Comments »
From such autochthonous beginnings as these are things of majesty and wonder propagated, yet it is only with the benefit of hindsight that we can fully appreciate the abecedarian nature of this primordial SoH practitioner. Pay heed, for example, to the tentative double-assist. The absence of unobstructed and plenary perlustration. The lack of equipoise evidenced by [...]
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Posted in Shoes on heads on Jun 14th, 2009 1 Comment »
With a face that speaks of years of horror experienced and endured, Time magazine’s most influential person of 2009 testifies to the magnetic attraction that exists between footwear and capitulum.
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